Wednesday, December 12, 2007

contrary to popular thought

i do not particularly *love* listening to you whine about your loser, no good , emotionally dead/emotionally abusive boyfriend.

what i detest even MORE is you turning around and telling me "when are you getting married?" and reply "such a great guy like you shouldnt be single!"with a (internal) roll-of-eyes.

if i was so great how come a nice girl like him STILL goes back to abovementioned creep at the end of the day?

hey, i dont diss your relationship. just because i dont want to end up like abovementioned creep, doesnt mean i *LIKE* being single?

nowadays i am being more blunt with you about him. not because i want to be your rebound guy.

but because i really, REALLY feel for you. in ways that do not involve me starting to hug and kiss you and take you out on dates.

if you are too blind to see the above fact, i know i am better off than you.

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law of statistical volume (or some such) .... the more girls i see, the more likely i am to find someone i like who is NOT taken.

and where , pray tell , am i to find someone of said nature ?

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